at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
