i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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