The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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