so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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