Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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