You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
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