when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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