Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
try to milk me bitch
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