we have officially lost it.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You can't just leave with hair like that
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
