Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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