whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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