My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
so let's talk penis.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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