Midget sex pt 2 tonight
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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