never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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