what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
