he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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