I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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