He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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