In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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