fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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