Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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