i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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