is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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