oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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