Where is the hickey?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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