hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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