Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
We need to rekindle our bromance
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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