whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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