So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The power of my boobs compel you
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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