My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
