i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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