That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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