You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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