I swear she didn't look like that last week.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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