4 words: hood of his car
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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