It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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