they need to just BURY HIM!
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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