and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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