I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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