your parents love me but you hate me
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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