Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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