I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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