i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
