what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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