just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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