How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
My penis needs a shock collar
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
