I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
