What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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