Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
