if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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