I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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