My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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